I’m having the first Never Ending Yard Sale. It continues today 4/30. Ends when sell/give it all away. Help me help you!
3212 Hamilton Way - SILVERLAKE
Hey, Guy Fieri, fuck you.
I love my country.
How to have a successful yard sale
Step 1: Post signs around your neighborhood while drinking a mimosa. Bonus points if you’re wearing a tight dress & have a hot friend.
Step 2: Get your friends drunk & tell them you’ll give away your shit. Then charge them double.
Step 3: Tell your cat you were just kidding about that whole, “I’m gonna sell you to the highest bidder” thing.
Step 4: Roll around naked in your pile of Hamiltons.
Whups
THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY APPEAR
This must be an ad for something… but what?
I’m gonna guess and say paper towels
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A photo of me in a bra holding a guitar got reblogged on a porn site. Homeless schmomeless! I’m famous!
Clean up on aisle 5!
